Leaving a beard ensures a masculine look. Just as soldiers like to wear a mustache. A beard in the army is only awkward. Especially with a gas mask on you are totally hopeless. For the people who have been in military service or are a professional soldier know that.
In the time that the ticker of this article was employed, a beard was forbidden. If you were on apple, the Sergeant Major always came with a cotton ball. And if a string of white on the cheek or chin was left, the entire peloton could go back. To the bathroom. All again with the knife.
But the real challenge: A beard and food. These are often very uncomfortable combinations. We give you a tip: make sure you have a good one beard shampoo in your sight. Without beardshampoo you are the Sjaak. If you want to remove the garlic sauce. Without killing your beard.
What is the most awkward food when you wear a beard?
Of course we can make a whole list of it. And we will just do that. Share our experiences how you can best bunk without being damaged without your beard becoming the victim. It is also always so clumsy when you are in a Mexican restaurant and the black beans find one by 1 a road in the bearded hair. That they are spinning at the inside of the beard to be able to nestle there cozy with their peers.
Or what do you think of a gyros complex. That, like an excited Hamilton, you incorrectly coordinate and therefore waves the fork with a load of grilled meat including tzatziki pulsating in your beard. Try to flake out neatly. Can't hurt if you have our article 'The most common mistakes that damage your beard'to consume. Right, let's put the most embarrassing beard fillers under each other.
Top 10 of the most awkward food if you have a beard
We could easily make a Top 40 of it, but then it will be a very long article. So let's tackle the most difficult bites:
1. Pea soup
Try to make a big snert soldier with a (short) beard. 9 out of 10 times with the first few bites you have a green surprise in your beard. And those bearded hairs are not such a fan of that melted peasant paste. Other soups with strings are just as awkward.
Tip: Make sure you get started with a smaller spoon. Less volume and better to navigate. Most people eat soup with those big spoons, but that's just awkward.
2. Spareribs
And in particular the lacquered versions. With such a syrup coating. They are extremely tasty but also extremely difficult if you don't have a beard or mustache. You quickly become a Captain Kleefman. So after hacking a spareribs session you don't have to think that you can still pelvic your girlfriend. Perhaps that is a refreshing one Beard Tonic, after you have cleaned the beard, offer some relief.
Tip: There is only one thing here: that is eating spareribs with a knife and fork. No bone for sir. But neatly neatly navigating with the small piece of roasted rib to the grinding carnivores.
3. Half a chicken
The same applies here as with spareribs. Use knife and fork. Of course it can also go wrong, but if you start to chew in a (thick) beard, it is asking for heartbreaking delicacies Mess. The herbs and the pieces of the chicken skin cling to your beard hairs. With no possibility you can chew chicken without ruining your beard. There too, there are only disadvantages to that.
Tip: Cutlery!
4. Warm meat sandwich with satay sauce
After a night out there is nothing better than a hot meat sandwich with peanut sauce from a good snack temple. Those guests also usually do very spacious satay sauce over the steaming fricandeau. Of course your primordial instinct roars that you want to graze. The teeth must be in. You can do. That after the first bite of those hot strings peanut sauce infiltrate your beard.
Tip: No hot meat sandwich with satay sauce. Take a gift with young cheese and a salad of bla. " Sorry.
5. Indian with spacious curry sauce
In itself you can easily consume Indian. That is easy to do with cutlery. Without the beard turning into a curiosity cabinet. Naturally well navigating with fork or spoon and then in principle nothing has to go wrong. There is 1 but: and that's the curry. This yellow herb is disastrous for your beard and mustache.
Tip: If you don't want you to be addressed the next day with, "Hi Yellowstone", we recommend that you go to the bathroom as soon as possible after eating a dish with curry to rinse the beard clean.
6. Spaghetti
Especially if you don't know how to eat this Italian pasta, it will be a difficult story. This is because a certain technique is involved. As a child of 3 grazing, you pour yourself on such a container with tomato paste, the will go wrong. Pasta streams, spacious tomato sauce and the chunks of minced meat are suddenly steaming props in your spaghetti western beard ...
Tip: Eat like the tuscans. So with a fork you puncture the pasta from the plate and turn it around in your spoon. Then it is a nice compact whole and you can slide it in bloodlessly and with policy. Bellissimo!
7. Unpeeled large shrimp in garlic olive oil
Challenge number seven. It is already a drama to gnaw this sieve window immaculate without a beard. With a beard it becomes a difficult exercise. When you work manually, the hot oil with all her herbs present drips smoothly into that crispy beard of yours. With knife and fork you can shake it anyway.
Tip: Leave the boiling hot unpeeled shrimp for what they are. They are also tasty too. From such a trembling tapas dish. Fork. Prick. Navigation. Hop.
8. Cheese fondue
Who doesn't like it. 12 types of cheese fondue! With spacious garlic, pepper and a formidable Sauvignon Blanc Inside. And then as a Knight Lancelot start piercing in that scented cheese mass. With fresh baguette or various blanched vegetables. So far no issue. But then: the bread baptized in the glowing hot cheese must go to the grinding jaws. And then things go wrong. With about 30 centimeters of cheese string that falls on your beard. No more saving.
Tip: Make sure you first land the bread or the carrot with steaming cheese on your plate. If it is a homogeneous mass you can maneuver in with fork and knife Le Pain and the melted cheese. C’est tout!
9. Dame Blanche
With ice cream alone it usually works nice. Yes, not in the summer with an Oublie Hoorn and 4 balls of stracciatella that are going to fatten your bearded hairs while leaking. No, we have ice cream over a chic 1970s that is usually served in Crystal. Whipped cream to the max and then it comes: the hot chocolate sauce. So far. Until Morgon!
Tip: You can consume such a dessert but with policy. So again with the right instruments: spoon and fork. And not like a Ruben of 13 of 13, catapulting inside ... no. Calm and with policy.
10. Fruit yogurt
Whether you eat fruit yogurt, cinnamon/bitter cookies custard or thin cottage cheese. Your beard is already shocked when you walk to the fridge and see that you conjure up such a suit. The moment you take the spoon, the blood pressure from the hair follicles goes to dangerous height. Desserts and beards.
And in particular the custard and yogurt variants. That is often a battle. You know the joke of vanilla custard and a Bouvier right? If you don't wash the beard quickly with a good beard shampoo, that sour dairy air is hanging extremely. There you go, huub hangop.
Tip: Rather not or very carefully get started with the spoon. Also sit well. Caution trump. So relaxed. Then you can prevent the greatest damage.
Finally
Of course there are many more dishes that are very awkward to eat if you have a beard. It is difficult anyway. Take the time and use cutlery in most cases. There are no beards yet to position them over a beard and the mustache. Or are we coming up with a luminous idea? Anyway, be careful and save your beard. The most important thing is that you take good care of it after dinner.
A very good protection is of course beard oil, beard balm or beard wax. With this you coat the beard and can take a beating. Apart from the fact that you had to feed and hydrate the beard.
Good luck with good food and that at the same time you fit well on your beard!
Greeting,
Your friends, The Alpha Men.